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Written by Krystall Baull
One question has baffled women for years. This brainteaser has become the Eighth Wonder of the World.
“WHY DIDN'T HE CALL??!!
Here are some frank answers that we all have been seeking:
WHY HASN'T HE CALLED? OUR DATE WAS OVER 10 MINUTES AGO. You had a first-class date and everything clicked (you thought). If you call or text him that night, you are a stalker. If you wait a couple of days, you need a hobby. Days go by and he still hasn't called. You start playing Celine Dion cds. Well SHE DID sing “our song” at the restaurant. A week goes by and still no call. You start calling your friends for advice while crying hysterically. They just tell you that he was every name in the book and it's his lost. A week later you realize that you've gained 10 pounds! Who knew Ben and Jerry's had so many comforting flavors?? The third week goes by and you still have that one brain cell left telling you that he'll call. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but he's not going to call. That night he got home, drank a beer, and fell asleep on the couch. Winding down was on his mind not you. The next day it was football with his posse. The next few weeks it was all about going to work, the games on t.v., hanging out with the boys, school, and whatever other lame stuff guys do. By the time he does think about you six months has gone by! Then one day he walks past the place you had your first (and only) date and thinks, “I should have called her”. BUT WE ARE SOULMATES
Don't cringe. Relationships consist of 80% of things you both want and 20% of things you both don't get. Both sexes make a real effort to reach that 80%. Ok women want 100%. She doesn't like his beard. She'll just get him to shave. GOOD LUCK! An example is: You're going to a Mexican restaurant for dinner. You HATE Mexican and suggest Chinese because it's your favorite. He doesn't really like Chinese but goes anyway because he doesn't want to listen to you complain all night. You are so happy. You have so much in common. He is not so thrilled. He'd rather poke his eye out with a chopstick. To him something this trivial could be a deal breaker for a guy. It is your last date with him because you suggest Chinese for your next date! You can't wait for your next date!!
YOU DIDN'T PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE
Yes, men are pigs! Even since men could walk upright they have been trying to get women to have sex. Men were put on this earth to procreate as much as possible. That was their job - to keep the population growing. This is in their in DNA. You can't change it. If you do decide to let him in for a “nightcap”, then do it! There is nothing wrong with it. You felt what he felt. There is no Commandment which says “Thou shall not be a prude and wait until the third date”. You don't have to be a nun! Because you can't be a nun! You're too damn fond of FUN!
HE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU. DUH!
This is the easiest answer. You just never thought of it this way. When a guy says, “I'll call you” don't start planning the wedding! That term is guyspeak for “Ok, bye." What the crap am I talking about? I know - “But he said he would see me again!” Well, no he didn't. That's what you wanted to hear. Think of it like when women say to their girlfriend,”Hey, let's do lunch." You don't run to your stack of menus! More often than not - you won't go. So the next time a guy says ”Bye" - say to him, “Let's do lunch!” |
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